But before you go thinking this article is about Africa alone

No, we're equally filthy here in Cyprus :P It's like everyone grew up with a maid or something, always expecting someone else to clean after them!

Farmlands, wells, and rivers were affected as over 1.5 million barrels of crude oil flooded the community.

I'm surprised the Bushes didn't invade you.

This is a well-written article, both style and content. 👍