Hello friends: scallywags, hoodlums, stackers, hackers and crypto-mackers!
Ol’ Silverbeard is back in one piece after a good ol’ fashioned looting — and me Pirate’s ship is resting low in the tides. Any more success and i’d have to batten down the hatches!
It all started at cock’s crow! I rendezvoused with me 1st mate at the local espresso emporium. @uglyboy is perhaps one of the most innappropriate and offensive cretins i know — and probably why we’re such good palz!
So we met and caffeinated our drunk and weary selves, and talked about the crypto-casinos of Babylon. Both @uglyboy an me own damn self have taken to sitting back with some grog and pirating on-line. Massive gains for both of us and nary a canon ball fired.
Today we went armed with the scurvy notes of death, debt and destruction — assured we were, for the fiat paper holds more clout these days than the blessed pages of the Good Book.
First we went to VBCE and stood in line with the veritable zombies of our financial system — back and forth go notes of improbability, while the good shiny lays idle in the back of the shop. Today i exchanged $292 usd for 15 x 150yr anniversary voyageur 1oz 9999, and got a free tube too!
Me mate @uglyboy did pretty good too — but i don’t want to spoil the party he’s throwing tonight! Have a peek... he may say something innappropriate to any comment — but that’s part of the fun 🤣🤣🤣
So on to the shady gold-buyers shop! He sells too dontcha know?
For zero premiums i gathered 2 Libertads and 3 ASEs — 2 of ‘em came in sweet airtights and the third looks like it was in a rum-fuelled inferno — such toning, many wows!
We slunk out of there like two drunk Blues Bros from the 17th century — my peg knocking on the sidewalk and @uglyboy’s parrot casting menacing eyeballz at all who dared to espy our cache.
We yo ho ho’d up the boulevard, @uglyboy behind the wheel and me twiddling my magic compass — directing 13 nymphs of the litecoin into tens and tens and tens of thousands of po.ets
With me compass i neither have to go to babylon nor question its hours... its all at the tips of my delicate fingers!
Avast!!! Ye old local coin shop came within our sights. We parked under the ground and emerged from a crack in the wall. Through the cage and into the dragon’s lair...
I asked to see 20 old Canadianas gave back 4 — Quebec/Charlottetown offends my sense of decorum and has some design flaws that disagree with my fancy palate. In their stead i just snapped up a wee 5 oz ingot — it’s good to have bricks and mortar.
A plastic sleeping bag is no place for an ingot of the shiny!
Ho ho ho!!!
Finally, just to keep it all a little bit insane, and thoroughly hilarious, the captain bought some fiat today too!
For the last $50 cad i was happily parting with i was able to really get some numbers in my favour. As well, i have wanted to posess this upcoming item since i first heard about it. It is a reminder to all who cast their gaze upon it that money created out of thin air and backed by debt, death and the destruction of our planet is doomed to fail — or we as a sociopathic species will erradicate ourselves. Let’s hope it’s just a financial collapse!
That’s right scallywags, @thedamus is a trillionaire!!!
Merry Christmas Everyone!!! I hope you are all positioned well and have friends and family to gather with this season.
Merry Christmas to #thealliance
Merry Christmas to #teamcanada
Of course it’s a Merry Christmas to ssg
I am excited to read posts on Christmas, and can’t wait to see what i got, AND, how my secret santa recipient responds 😁😁😁
Stax, you know you’re welcome into the Captain’s quarters and to stand under the mistletoe!!!
United we stand friends! I look forward to what is shaping up to be a very exciting 2018.
My best wishes to all
Merry Christmas! from @thedamus
ps — monster curration in about 7hrs ;)