Y’Arrr Maties!

Well it was time... i set up shop right out on the street and held interviews for a couple of positions aboard The Ingot

I had several applicants, since the gig pays well, but alas! I had nary but two who satisfied all the conditions.

Firsts to sign on was Carlito the Killer — an infamous scallywag with a keen eye for the shiny and confidence that belies his years at sea — a pirate of the first order and asskicker extraordinaire.

Next, was The Assassin. He and I have partnered up before and been successful on many a campaign of looting the various treasuries around these here parts.

These two young swashbucklers have already proven their merit, and I am sure they will make for a great crew going forward. Which is a good thing, ‘cause this ol’ pirate’s barnacles be bristling for some new shiny! It could be time for a good ol’ fashioned looting of the cheapest 999 Ag we can find out there on the shiny seas — much to my vainglorious delight, thar still be merchants out there willing to accept Zimbabwe dollars for the ol’ shiny — or USD, CAD, EURO or Pesos, or whatever bullshit you have in yer wallets!

Janis Joplin once said it succinctly:

Get it while you can...

I am @thedamus, a proud supporter of #steemsilvergold — hypocrites & douchebags need not apply.