We Have Several Winners — And How!

Hiya Stackers!

I announced several hours ago that i was giving away the shiny tonight. And the contest has now closed. Heartfelt thanks to all who gave me an upvote on my post, and indeed, for those who chose to comment. And maybe even someone who is probably sleeping right now — it still blows my mind that we are intra-planetary communicating on our phones in real time...

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So anyway, tonight’s shin dizzle giveaway contest is amongst, and between, those who commented on my earlier post — hindsight is 20/20 — 95% of the time 😜👍 hopefully this will inspire more people to make more comments, and mo bettah comments.

So i took a look at all the comments, and a look at my budget, and here’s what i came up with — run the Randomizer @thedamus

(Robot sounds...beepp, booop, tzzz, snick...)

@pit-bullion — you have won the grand prize!!!
Looky-lucky loo!

For those who didn’t know, @pit-bullion made his original ass-kicking reputation being the go-to guy for gilding the shiny. And so i won’t spill the beans, i never do, but this is what the wrapper looks like...
You my friend are an Assskicker! Congrats on your shiny prize 😁

...beep boop snick snizzle...

Wadda, ya know? It’s @armshippie! Congrats mofo, you just won this!

That’s the 30th Anniversary SML that has been riding with me for the past couple weeks as my pocket piece — congrats Shippie!

Beep boop whirrrr click!

[NOTE: this is as far as i got with writing this post last night before i got sidetracked and too bleary eyed to continue. I will still go off original list, so any of you who have commented recently are not eligible for this one, but there will be more.]

Hello knowledge-seeker! You are an asskicker too and just won this:

Damn! I already want it back!!! Lol, but seriously, congrats k-s! It’s a tasty bar 😎👍

Whirrrrrr, snick, beep, boop, ping...

@goldenarms — COME ON DOWN! You have just walked with 1 shiny ounce of Ag! Let’s see what we have for ya’s... (thedamus starts digging through the massive stacks of silver piled everywhere in search of a worthy piece...)

Ah ha! Found it. I know you want it buddy! This badboy from the disco era will surely find a happy home with all of GA’s other swingin’ porno bars!

Beep boop, sszzzzz, snick, plunk

Well hello Gorgeous! The randomizer has chosen none other than Mr. Ray Brockman! Tell ‘em what we have for him @thedamus!

Well todays winner is going to receive this stunningly iradescent 1oz America the Beautiful bar — it has previously been desribed as a: Frozen gasoline fire! And that’s what it looks like — gorgeous!!!

Fyi, there is the Capital Monument on the other side — that Big ol American Dick! — which Ray surely is not (bah ha ha... o how i laugh at my own jokes) but i am sure he surely has one too!

Okay... i’m starting to feel like GA... enough cak tak.

Beep boop, snick snazzzle, ping!

silverd510!!! Congratulations Holmes de la Holmes! You are a winner, and you have just won this:

We are very close in age you and i, which means unless you were mistreated as a child you first saw Star Wars when you were about 8 years old.
May the Force be with you buddy!

Beep boop r2d2 sounds...

Boom! It’s randomness... congrats mofo, you’re getting something from out of this box:

Heh heh, as Tony the Tiger would say:

THEY’RE GRRRRRRRRRR8!!!

And one last spin o the wheel reveals...dark-m!

Dang!!! You just snagged the last piece available for today’s session of badassery
So lets make it bad ass.

Hmmm...🤔🤔🤔

What do i have that’s really, really badass and kinda appropriate...

Hmmm...🤔🤔🤔 and then ⚡️🍆🍔

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Thaz right @darkmrmystic you just won a piece of the finery from a mo bad ass shinery. Although this reduction in pit-bullion poured awesomeness has ignited the fires of stackitus... hoo wheee! There’s gonna’ be some carnage later today. I just went down 8 ounces of me shiny lifes-blood. Call that damn pirate!!!

Congrats to all winners and many thanks to all my pals at #steemsilvergold and #thealliance, and #teamcanada and #teamaustralia too.

This will certainly not be the last one of these — or this type of gaw — so if ya missed it due to whatever, then don’t worry, what comes around goes around around here so just keep stacking.

And remember: Follow @thedamus, Upvote @thedamus, Comment upon @thedamus

And Win!