Shiver Me Timbers and Drown My Dubloons!
Y’Arrr!!! Ol’ Silverbeard is back from a plundering! And i’ve procured a fine bit of mastery from the hands and the mind of one of our very own! Avast scallywags, turn yer eye’s if they be dimmed by the grog or the shiny, the following asskickery deserves close inspection! If ye have bloodthirsty fang and/or blood-shot eye, then i would recommend a cheeseburger and a shooter before you continue — at the very least grab yerself a pirate’s bevvy and prepare for the wild pangs of stackitus and the gealousy of seeing something wicked-cool — that you cannot find anywhere!
Some weeks ago i had some parlay with one of the more respectable residents of Stacktowne. We had agreed to an exchange, and being the oft benevolent Captain i have been accused of, i had sent just a wee bit more loot to cover the cost of being held in high regard from those whom i admire.
Well blow my canon & hoist my mizzen mast if aforementioned wag of the scally didn’t just blow my pleasantries clean outta’ the harbour!
It all started by picking up a ridiculously large box from the town center. I hurried home with my two mateys and set that behemoth down upon me old desk.
Avast! Thar be an enormous box — and brine me barnacles if it didn’t cost a mini-fortune to send!!!
With my deckhands salivatin’ i dove right in!
There were more arms grabbing at it then when i fought off the Kracken!!!
Please read if ye be a lettered socialite!
There’s nothing more enticing for this pirate than a key to a treasure chest! And indeed, some very correct pirate lessons! The note was from none other than @silverd510 — solid ssg member and major asskicker ‘round these parts...
What is this!!!?
Thar be a chest in there Mateys! I’m sure of it now!!!
Thing 1 was pretty excited! Thing 2 was working on his licks...
Let’s have an eyeballer of this beauty!
Fucking totally awesome!!! This thing is so badass i don’t even know what to say! So let’s look at it more!
The only thing wrong with it is that it’s not full!
...well ol’ Silverbeard has a remedy for that!
Buried deep in Davey Jones’ own locker! These be the first o the shiny! But there might just be more!
Next, a few random desk pieces!
And then Y’Arrr! Down the hatch with the remaining 2017 Steem Rounds...
Wanna’ see it again?
In ye go bastard silver!!!
You ain't got shit, if you ain’t got Pit!
Charlie started getting feverish! It all started with just one ounce — as it always does!
Thrown on the ol’ loot pile!
Then he started in on the tube socks!!!
Then it was into the Captain’s desk!
Damn! That kid can stack!!!
Severe stackitus...
Y’Arrr Mateys! @silverd510 be an amazing artisan and one very solid asskicker in my books! Makes this old captain wanna’ jump up and do a little Jig!
Photo by Charlie...
Who is turning into a pirate too!
Can you get enough of this!!!
I found a good spot for it!
Och Aye! I’d best be bringin’ me ol’ heart rate down...
...the Captain rubs his stump and drys a single tear from his single eye...
When has a gift from a (no longer) stranger ever landed with a more authoritative THUMP?
@silverd510 you are awesomely fucking ridiculous!!! How in hell do i ever “one-up” this!!!? I am so totally blown away i don’t even know what to say...except: Thank You! You are an awesome artisan and a truly fucking hilarious asskicker.
Which brings me to the obvious...
510, you win the asskicker of the month award — there will be none other for the rest of April!
And, do not underestimate @thedamus... i have tricks up my sleeve that were old-hat in Bahgdad when you were in your Dad’s bag!!!
With friends like these, who needs anybody?
#steemsilvergold rulz ballz! And that is all...
Cheers! from @thedamus
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Y’Arrr motherfuckerz!
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This BADASS delivers my friend. No more plunder in tube socks Captain Damus. You are now officially a pirate⚔️☠️🍻⚓️
I appreciate solid work and precise craftsmanship. That chest is NICE! (no homo)
Great job man!
Thanks brother. Appreciate it👍
Dude killer job bro!☠️💀
Very nice job dude!
...thedamus bows down — for now
Holy fuck, you got silver in every drawer, Man-O-Man did @silverd510 hook you up, this guy has some mad wood skills. But speaking from experience,,,,, thedamus has some tricks up his sleeves. Nice booty box and @silverd510 awesome job my friend.
He fucking killed it dead Ray... but i appreciate the good faith. I’ll get that ornery bastard!
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Wow! Nice chest!~
Hiya papa!
It is the best of the best!
...i often think of your quote: Don’t waste your time on-line, invest it with steemit.
And cannot help but think: right you are!!!
My (our) very best to you and the peppers!
I said God damn!🙃 🍆
@silverd510 did a bang up job! He was right you definitely needed a pirate chest! Congrats man!
So killer!
Oh man, I am laughing so hard I almost fell off the chair. What an awesome package from @silverd510 and you guys clearly had a lot of fun with those photos. You'll be filling that chest up in no time at all I'm sure.
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Those pics of the crazy kiddos are gold, man! Lots of personality. But who would expect less from the spawn of a sea dog such as yourself?
You have Treasure indeed. And I’m not talking bout the shiny. Stack on, my friend.
I loves me treasure matey, but i treasure me loves even more!
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Well done thedamus! The chest looks battle ready to sail through the seas of fiat. First coins from the 2 oz provident metals privateer series and one being the siren...yeah. It's good to see the lil' ones lose landlubber status and ready up.
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Super cool. Your very own pirate chest!
Silver. We need more silver. Upvote and resteem.
@thedamus I Knew my Pirates Chest was some how Smuggled out of the US......... Keep her Well Hidden since The Queen may Send her Frigates to get it Back.....................
Lofl — looks like another boob job!
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