Q: what does the United Kingdom, India, New Zealand and Utah all have in common?

A: They are all getting packages from @thedamus!

So i admit, i can be a lazy procrastinator sometimes... but today was one of those days when ya just get yer chores done so ya can move on. Yay me!

Back in November, i think, @jnzsamuel won a Steem round in one of my contests. It took him like 10weeks to send a mailing address — so i don’t really feel bad about it taking me a couple weeks to finally get this thing out. Also, @kiwiscanfly won my last Steem round contest — i was giving away two — and decided to send the other one to a stacker in Utah. And then there was fucking @owenwat! with back2back wins in 2 more of my contests — wadda wankah!

Anyway gentlemen, they have been shipped!

It would have been like $40-50 each for insurance and tracking — so i just wrote “game token” on the customs form and said it was worth $20. Hopefully all these babies all make it through!

I feel like i can get back to scheming and dreaming now...

Which brings me to my newest contest. I am giving away this 5 gram Pamp Suisse gold ingot to one lucky Steemian.

It’s a real beauty! The lady fortuna is one of the most reckognized refiner’s mark out there — well next to Pit-Bullion’s that is...

So what do you have to do to win? Ha! It’s like the easiest contest ever... just sign up to Menē using my referral code and snap a pick of your “welcome to Menē” page and post pic. It should all take about 1-2 minutes and be totally painless.
(Email and password and you’re done.)

Click it! http://Mene.com/invite/vPkPVZ

Also, you will get $5 just for signing up — right on your account balance! And further, once you buy anything you will get a $50 gift card from Menē towards your next purchase. This site is amazing — 24K Investment grade Gold & Platinum jewellry that is very finely crafted into exquisite designs.

I urge you to have a look, and i offer you a chance to win some free gold just by signing up via my referral code. In fact it is more rewarding to do it this way than it is to just sign up without a referral link. So use mine! It adds more benefits! And speaking of adding benefits, i will offer +2 spots for each purchase made by someone who used my link. That’s like: free gold + a chance at more free gold (5grams) = a total no-brainer.

And, if you decide to buy some 24K dice, a ring or a solid gold guitar pick, you will get MORE FREE GOLD + 2 more chances to win MORE FREE GOLD!

I think ya get where i’m going with this. I already have 32 Asskickers on board with the damus — thanks all! — but i’m looking for MORE FREE GOLD, so i’m reaching out.

Menē is an amazing product and a stunning investment opportunity. Hoarding wealth in buried treasure chests is pretty freakin’ cool i must admit, Avast!!!, but having some of it out on the woman you love is something altogether more awesome and rewarding. I can’t wait to see what's coming for her!!!

In the meantime, you can see the list by scrolling down a bit to my post “Updated list of Asskickers”
All 32 peeps are there that have pulled this trigger:

http://Mene.com/invite/vPkPVZ

Pull it! See what happens...

And finally, here is another reason to get on that list — don’t think there won’t be other benefits going forward. Like right now for instance. Someone is going to win! Lets see, 32 names, head over to a randomizer... back in a sec...

Number 10! Okay...lemme’ look...

Welshstacker!!! Come on down! You have won 1oz of (at least) 999 Ag for being on my Asskicker list. Congratulations! I’m pretty sure you’re the guy that cost me like $50 to send to, AND THEN!, i had to pay a fucking litecoin ransom to jail-break your secret santa! If anyone is wondering about fairness, i will tell you this, Welshie and his end of the third lane, down the hill, left past the 2nd cow address in Wales is, i think, THE LAST motherfucking address i wanna’ send to — but certainly not because of who it’s going to. Cheers mate! It’s a 1oz i will choose, and send on damus-time... but arrive it will!!!

I guess that’s it for tonight Steemit. I hope you are all happy, warm and safe and have a couple minutes to check out my contest and sign up to this abso-fabso-fucking-lutely incredible investment opportunity.

http://Mene.com/invite/vPkPVZ

Cheers! from @thedamus
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