Good Problems To Have!

Hello Stackerz!

Well i went a little Ape-Tard in the last couple days. Stackin’, Mackin’ Boozin’ & Croozin’ and that’s not to mention the singin’ and slingin’ of the thedamus’ favours. Please, check out all the crazy shit going on!!!

So, what’s my problem you ask? Besides of course being a lewd motherfucker, a bully, and an all around shameful representative of this community? ROTFLMAO!!! Well, allow me to show you:

I’m stacking more shiny than i am smoking weed!!! Ughhhh! The injustice of it all!!!

I have run out of old tube socks for my 1oz bars:

My drawers are filling up...

My boxes are stuffed...

My cooler is about to pop!!!

And i’ve got pit-bullion fever looking to outpace even my severe case of stackitus!!!

The savagery!!!

Also, i’ve got a pile of shiny going out to ssg that i gotta’ get offa damus time and into the mail...

And that’snot even to spill the beans on what ol’ Ray-Ray has in store for him. One-up-the-other-guy is about to get very real, very fast... well “fast” on damus time anyway...

What am i gonna’ do!!!? I just sent ssg-community 10 Steem for the 10 bar raffle which eased my mind a bit. And, oh yeah, after seeing what @goldkey did — what a DUDE!!! — i have funded Gold level for myself for April, but also, awarded 2 lucky Steemians a spot on the bot for April. I tried giving 510 Bronze, but he already had it, so it went to my buddy Waaay down south @kiwiscanfly. And a newish member @dfinney won Lead tier for April. I would urge you to check out this new lady stacker — she has a keen eye and a wickedly funny sense of humour. And, she’s a girl!!! Enough of this damn sausage-party let’s let the galz show us how to do it with some style.

Welcome aboard all you Asskickers!!! This caddy is fueling up and about to go on a road-trip to Silver-City that’ll make “fear and Loathing...” look like a trip to the supermarket.

And lastly, as this ironically doesn’t happen everyday, i would like to announce thedamus’ “Asskicker of the Day Award” which happily goes out to @buggedout CONGRATULATIONS! You, my burger&beet eating buddy, are an ASSKICKER!!! And have really stepped up to the plate and shown everybody what it’s like to be on the right side of history on this wonderful whirlygig called the Blockchain.

I am @thedamus and i approve this post.

Cheers! From @thedamus

Yo kiwi, this is me:

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