First Steem Roast Me...
Hello, My name is Mike. This is my first post on steemit.com. Not big on social websites however, crypto is awesome. So a little about me...
I am 31 years old. Have a associates degree in computer programing but work in the automotive field. While not at work I like playing league of legends while on the computer or playing frisbee golf while the weather permits it. Not good at either of them. How to life?
Anyways, whats up with these make-up videos trending? How about some good ole reddit roast me but steemit style!!??
that boom box tho :)
Ol' Internet 🏴☠️ Looking (‿ˠ‿) ( I will be uploading one of me too lol )
Who the fuck still uses a calendar? I'm guessing it's from the 90's just like that 'fancy' wood paneling in the background.
You seriously remind me of every drug dealer I've ever met. Shaved head? Check. Skull shirt? Check. Prison Tattoos? Double check. Goatee? Of course you have one.
You couldn't even take the headphones off for a picture. You don't need to listen to Kid Rock while you take a photo. I know you're too poor to buy a set of speakers but maybe when you're done selling meth for the day you can go down to the nice neighborhood and steal some.
Pretty damn close to the truth to be honest. The wood paneling I have no idea why they chose it, since the house was built in then 80s but I was to cheap to redesign it. I work in the ghetto and the guy stole the headset in order to get his tire fixed. (he gave them to me in order to get himself back on the road)
However the drugs I dont touch anymore. I retired that scene at a young age. Working in the area where it sells all to well, though makes me want to change my mind at any given moment.
As for the calender, it was a family gift. I am a family man hence why dropping the drug scene was easy. Family will always be #1. Thanks for the first actual roast! Bring your friends and make me feel roasted then hearing the truth :)
Tfw I cut too deep.
I'm glad you got out of the drug scene. Family is first, I can't agree more.
I know that paneling so well since I've lived in places with it half my life. I speak from experience. :(
I'm glad you're a sport about it. Good luck! I hope to see you around.
I want something fullfilling like this :
this is what roasted looks like i wanna see you on a plate!
I'm actually vegetarian. So I eat your foods food! Are you ok with this?
Hi,Mike
Hi, where is the roast though?
not much to roast really.
but the 70's called and they want their wood paneling back
You're obviously listening to Tai Lopez in those headphones. Who needs Moon - when Double-Wide?