Thunk steps up to try to intercept Quaid’s semi-toxic blabbering before things get out of control.
Please excuse my buddy here. he’s fresh outta a rather bitter divorce. Seems his ex-wife liked to use a green moisture mask at night that smelled something awful. He said he woke up everyday to a wife that looked like a Zombie and... He seems to have nightmares now. Poor guy. “
So what’s this you guys were saying about a battle arena?”
Awesome. Here comes the battle. Quaid accidentally makes a remark about it stinking, stinking worse than the zombie rat humping that guys ugly shoe. What that shoe was a gift from your wife? I didn't mean to imply that your wife is ugly or a zombie, although she could be and that would be all right. Wait, I think you might be what is stinking up these sewers... Hey, no need to get agressive, I'm sorry your wife is ugly and/or a zombie.
oo look a think you can jump in the pool over there. it is a pool correct. quaid is finding all the gold a NEWER find gold. maby a can find the second boot Thunk we can make a par. we can sell it in the tavern for sure !search
Thunk steps up to try to intercept Quaid’s semi-toxic blabbering before things get out of control.
Please excuse my buddy here. he’s fresh outta a rather bitter divorce. Seems his ex-wife liked to use a green moisture mask at night that smelled something awful. He said he woke up everyday to a wife that looked like a Zombie and... He seems to have nightmares now. Poor guy. “
So what’s this you guys were saying about a battle arena?”
rolld20 For personality Check (+3)
Yikes. Realizing that this story probably wasn’t going to work Thunk !search for something to get us out of this mess.
You search the surrounding area and you find old boot
Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.
You rolled a 2.
Awesome. Here comes the battle. Quaid accidentally makes a remark about it stinking, stinking worse than the zombie rat humping that guys ugly shoe. What that shoe was a gift from your wife? I didn't mean to imply that your wife is ugly or a zombie, although she could be and that would be all right. Wait, I think you might be what is stinking up these sewers... Hey, no need to get agressive, I'm sorry your wife is ugly and/or a zombie.
oo look a think you can jump in the pool over there. it is a pool correct. quaid is finding all the gold a NEWER find gold. maby a can find the second boot Thunk we can make a par. we can sell it in the tavern for sure !search
You search the surrounding area and you find entrance to thieve's guild
It appears that not only the tavern but also the thieves guild connects to the sewers by hidden entrances
look what a found..no gold but something better a way to get gold for free by removing someone else's gold.
The three people stand up from the table and turn to face Quaid and Thunk.
“What about our mothers?”