CRACKING YOUR RIBS FOR VALENTINE

Hello steemians, it's Valentine again, a season of love. Lets relax our nerves and crack our ribs with below jokes. Happy Val guys.

1. I always hear people saying legends are born in Jan, Feb, March and the rest of the months.. please I want to ask this harmless question .. in which months were thieves born 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Nobody has better Eyesight than a man and a woman coming out of a hotel .😂😂😂😂😂

3. If you think Africa has weird presidents wait till you hear about France new president:-
   His name is Emmanuel Macron.
   He is 39 years of age.
   His first step son is 42 years old.
   His second step son is 40years old.
   His wife is 64 years old.
   Technically he is the last born in his own family!😂😂🙏😂😂

4. If She Carries Flat Shoes To Wear When She Get Tired Of Heels 👠, Don’t Marry Her. She Can’t Finish What She Started.😂😂

5. Caller: Hello Mr. Chidi, you have won a trip for two to Dubai, who are you gonna take with you sir?
   Chidi: I'm taking no one I will go twice 😃😃😃.

6. Stealing meat from Okro soup is so stressful. You steal only one meat and the Okro will draw a perpendicular line from the Kitchen to your bedroom.. Ah!😂😂😂😂😂😂😄

7. Do you remember when you were small and you thought the moon🌙 use to follow you .. That's when your stupidity started😄😂 😂 😂 😂.😂

8. That awkward moment When You buy iPhone 8 for 600k nd you fall down the staircase with d phone in ur pocket..you hear cracka u be like.God let it be my leg😂😂😂😂

This is just for the season of love.

Thanks and have a great day.

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