COMEDYOPENMIC ROUND #43 - STEEMMONSTERS.COM: FROST GIANT'S BLOG: BEGINNING OF A GLODEN COLLECTION.
26TH DECEMBER 2018: STILL IN SHOCK!
PROLOGUE:
Ever since I can remember I've always been a hip hop fan. Matter of fact I even have my own rapper name, G Frost. Even as a snowflake, I had dreams of one day rockin my own ice and having records that go gold, maybe even platinum. Sadly for my though, I couldn't sing, flow or breakdance(A given really.) to save my own life. Yes, I'm not so much of a blockhead that I don't know when to admit defeat. Besides, I'm so bad, that on a few occasions Medusa had considered picking up a mirror while listening to me perform. That bad!
To be honest, it sucked. It sucked really bad. Not only were my rapper aspirations going to tatters, but being able to get my own bling seemed even more unrealistic. For years already I had traveled far and wide across the Splinterlands, and not once had I encountered a goldsmith capable of forging me unique, and beautiful pieces that could fit me. Suffices to say I had abandoned hope.
LUCK CHANGER:
Fortunately for me though, my luck changed in November 2018 when I met this puny human(@ange.nkuru), thanks to the power of plot armor. The first time I met him he was being picked on by @goldmatters's dragons(True story.), and I helped him get out of that pickle. Since then we have become friends, and we chill together on the regular. And on Christmas, he made me the merriest surprise, he'd copped me a fuckin gold chain!
BEAST!!
Man, I was so moved that I nearly crushed him when I hugged him. Dazed and curious, I immediately proceeded to ask him where and how he'd gotten such a beauty. He pointed me to MENE.com, and sweet baby Jesus was I at a loss for words! My eyes lit up like a kid's in candy store. Choices. choices, choices on choices! I nearly crushed @ange.nkuru's laptop when I was scrolling through all of them. And the best part, compared to their quality they relatively cost few SMTs(SteemMonsters Tokens)!! Heck, the deals were so good I copped myself a golden ring on the spot! Check this out:
My first pinky. ring
A MERRY CHRISTMAS INDEED:
This Christmas has turned out to be the best Christmas in Winterland, ever! With both those 2 pieces, I'm sure to break the ice in more ways than one now. Hahahaha I'm actually already assessing which item to get next. Will let you know when that moment comes to pass but I gotta for now. Anywho, stay frosty my friends. PEACE!!
Well alrighty then, this is my entry for both @nomadicsoul's contest(Hope you see no objection to this, technically I'm not eligible for their prizes since I'm judging this week.) and @comedyopenmic's contest.
And oh yeah, I also nominate @nomadicsoul and @goldmatters to make entries for this round of comedyopenmic.
SHILLOLOGY:
Check Out Mene.com(My referral link.) for incredible deals when purchasing your jewelry.
Check out the Steemmonsters game(Ref. link.) and join the addiction.
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Hi ange.nkuru,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
hahaha glad you helped him get out of that pickle!
😂 Me too... me too.
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Fucking ice monsters always breaking things. This is why I stopped letting them into my brothels.
Things can get quite heated in brothels, so I believe it was all for the best. Well played.
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