The man tells an interesting tale however your dimwitted plans were a failure.
I had my way with Madame Arly, got the information required and was gone before your arrival. The man who's todger you branded was my Scottish cousin Lord McPercy the drunken. Cunningly disguised as me to fool you while I left for a secret meeting.

Not difficult to fool a fool. Haha!
Mcadder where's his branded bellend with pride. The kind of sacrifice your ilk are incapable of. ONWARDS!