If I didn't switch between referring to myself in first and third person I'd get confused by you doing so XP

Phew glad you and the flying machine were able to get out of that mess. Powering something with horse piss, sheer brilliance!

All he found was flannel nightys, hair in rollers reading a Mills and Boon novel. He hadn't realised that Chooxena was afflicted by a Night Aging Spell. As the sunsets, she turns into a 70year old biddy

Did not see that coming O_O

Baldrique has taken the advise and manned up

Advice. Also it's terribly easy to "man up" when your opponent is tied down XD (aka don't think that coooouunts!)

Balrdique hadn't cut anything, instead he had used the white hot tip to carve the word NO onto Sir Pervy's Knack-wurst.

[can't stop laughing even though it hurts] I'm sure some would still find that cringeworthy XD

Gohba makes a cheeky remark questioning if riding a unicorn is actually animal exploitation. Subsequently Gohba is riding on his own and will probably be sleeping outside tonight.

[still laughing now can't breathe]