Steemlords - The team face the Giant Spiders at Giantula Vally.
Sounds like the majority of the team is getting ready for the adventure through Giantula Valley the home of the giant spiders. It appears spiders are the fear of ChooXena and the quest master spoke that we must face ourselves and our fears. Luckily Sir Pheli is an expert spider hunter. He can recall growing up in his small rural home…….
“Momma, why are you outside the house?” Young Pheli said. He just returned home from school , heavy book back in his back, tussled hair and worn clothes.
“There’s a big spider” Pheli’s mom gasped “It came from behind the walls while I was sweeping, but we are all safe. I trapped it under a glass”
“Really Ma?” questioned Pheli.
“Yeah darling, I’ve been outside now for 4 hours, waiting for you, I can’t go in there with that thing”
“Aww not again, Ma! You really need to get over this”
“Just go kill it, please Son” Ma, Begged.
“Fine!” Pheli trudged into the house, for the 2nd time this week. “Is this is spider? I can hardly see it”
“It’s under the glass” Shouted Pheli’s mom from the door “It’s going to kill me, just get rid of it”
“This spider? Its harmless, this is getting crazy”
“Just do it!, You’ll thank me one day, you’re going to be so brave” chimmed Pheli’s mom.
“Sir Pheli!, Sir Pheli!” Choogirl was shaking him, “What’s going on, why are you spacey? Are you getting into some weed?”
“I have a plan!” Exclaimed Sir Pheli, “I used to kill spiders all the time as a kid! You just trap them under a drinking glass, and then squish them”
“Squish them?!?! These aren’t country cabin spiders, you dolt. They are massive spiders as big a house” Screeched Choo Xena, obviously a bit rattled.
“Who said WE are going to do the squishing!” Retorted Sir Pheli, “WE are not the biggest things around, There are Stone Giants as big as 10 houses. Our new friend Ratzilla, must be friends with them. He must be in the “Club of Oversized compared to Regular Creatures” "
“That’s right” Piped in Ratzilla “the stone giants host tea, with Godzilla and Mothra, every Wednesday. We also have these secret communicators I’ll give them a call” and sure enough Ratzilla rummaged around in his belly fur and removed what must be the communicator he spoke of. Although it just looked like a normal banana. He proceeded to chirp and click away into the Banana….er communicator.
“They will be here in a jiffy, they are glad to join the adventure!” Exclaimed Ratzilla.
Sure enough the nearby mountains began to tremble, the ground underneath the team began to quake. Three massive giants emerged from the mountainside.
“DOES SOMEONE NEED SPIDERS SQUASHED” Boomed the giants.
“Yes please” Exclaimed the team in unison.
The giants went off, squishing spiders all though Giantula Valley, till not a single one was remaining.
The team breathed a sigh of relief, but none bigger than ChooXena’s.
“Now what” Sir Pheli said looking around “I hope we don’t have to face any snakes”
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@silvernova Lord Silvernova Alchemist Warrior
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Squishing the spiders. My wife would be proud. She hates them with a passion. Me however, I know spiders have brains, so I am mad!!! No more spider brains for me!
Maybe that would have been a better plan, have the zombies eat at their brains, but aren't you behind somewhere, it's so hard to keep it all together...
Maybe one or two could have scurried off that can feature in an upcoming zombie degustation post.
Perhaps but now I'm in a tardis, which I am sure is a figment of my imagination!
Nice one. Thanks for killing all the spiders (even though I don't like killing spiders).
I was wondering how you were going to write in giant glasses to trap them under. Monsters seem much more plausible.
Or did you kill them all????
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Oh Lord Pheli - you had me laughing all the way through. Stone giants to squash the giant spiders - good job. And nice way to run off ChooXenas story too. SK.