STEEMiT Sandwich Contest Week 12# ••• THE BIG MOUTH

Some people call me a wise ass, some call me the gangster of love... Some people call me big mouth, cause I eat sandwiches, as that pictured above.
(Poor Mr. Petty, just spinning in the soil as a parody the sanctity of space cowboy)

So how did we create this jaw unhinging bagel bite of horrific calorific proportions? Come along with me, I'll make it all clear my friend, or stranger... My mama always said a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, but I think she was just hoping a man with a candy van would relieve her of looking after my dim Alabaman ass. (Forest Gump, keep up with me or this post is gonna take forever)

I understand some of you have the ability to listen to music in the background as you peruse these posts on your fantastic binary devices, so here is a back track
.. I didn't write it, nor do I sing it, you may sing along, though understand it is completely unrelated to the post or my general feelings on manipulative relations, and merely has one chorus line I liked to fit with my post.

*cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, but this is a breakfast sandwich so the same rings true, but if I take the time to explain everything, I may have to make this an entry for week 13 cause we'll be here foreva (forevaeva? Forevaevaeva? My apologies to Ms. Jackson)

Little celery salt and peppa...

Toast the shit out of an everything bagel, I like em crunchy, not chewy. I even like my coffee crisp.

Eggy Wegs, Check

Well done bagel, Check

Meat and emojis✅ And✅😂

Make mention of Mozzarella ✅

And Redpepper jelly ✅

Stack it up up up like my silver and gold boys stacking them coins💰💰💰

Render that in 3-D, mixed reality and salivate endlessly.

Or... Here's something that will take away your appetite pretty quickly.

All gone now, delicious. Thanks for sticking with me through to this final paragraph. If you like what you saw, or have questions, feel free to sound off in the comments. Big shoutout to @jaybird for running this twelve episodes, and all the other competitors making brilliant sandwiches. Take 'er ease. E