Oh wow! That's quite a story. You have been quite a magnet for adventures since you were a kid haha. Also, this reminds me of a whacky story from my childhood. One of the doctors we used to visit often when we got sick (this is like about 20 years ago) turned out to be a quack and was involved in the kidnapping of the principal of a local school I studied in for about 2 years. Thinking of this always gives me shivers- I mean thinking of being treated by a quack. Glad, we are all fine :P