Wacky Humour

Laughter is our reflex to something that tickles our funny bone, something which we find amusing; it is when we find, or see the humour – in a joke, an action or a situation. Some humor are subtle, some are slapstick.

We respond to different types of humour because, humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. But it doesn’t matter what humour you like to indulge yourself in, as long as it makes you laugh.

Laugh and the whole world laugh with you. When possible, where possible, laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years.

Take a look at today’s selection of Wacky Humour. Remember the ones you like best, and go spread some laughter around. No one will ever has enough laughter, or complain that they have laughed too much.

May your weekend be fill with laughter.

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There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? - Ellen DeGeneres

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So whenever I forget, it will tell me that my password is ‘incorrect’.

A man, a miss. A car, a curve. He kissed the miss and missed the curve. - Unknown

I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest. - Unknown

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run. - Unknown

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain’t never killed nobody. - Moms Mabley

A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. - Jimmy Fallon

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe. - Jimmy Fallon

We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two. - Jarod Kintz

For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.

My wife divorced me for religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't. - Unknown

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