Oxymoronic Quotes

Laughter is the best medicine. Laugh as often as you can. Here’s hoping that these oxymorons will bring on a chuckle or two.

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Sometimes you have to take a step back to move forward. - Erika Taylor

The best advice is this: Don’t take advice and don’t give advice. - Unknown

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. - Robert Orben

The best excuse is to have none. - Ivan Panin

The conquest of learning is achieved through the knowledge of languages. - Roger Bacon

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. - Robert R. Coveyou

The greatest cunning is to have none at all. - Carl Sandburg

The important thing to remember is not to forget. - Benny Bellamacina

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have. - William Hazlitt

The same is not always the same. - Edward Counsel

The truth is never simple and yet it is. - Old Ptolemy

There is an excellent way to make predictions without the slightest risk of error: predict the past. - Yevgeny Zamyatin

There is nothing more certain and unchanging than uncertainty and change. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler. - Albert Einstein

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Howdy sir Vincent! dang I missed your previous post about hanging out with Jack, that was hilarious! this post here has some great quotes too sir Vincent.

Catch up dear, catch up! :-)

I know I messed up this week. lol. And I'll try to do better but I sure ain't guaranteeing anything!

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