You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a t0tal n00b - you lose a life
Angel Food stares far, far, far into the distance and appears catatonic, but then he says, "Well said. Nice smile. You remind me of a green tea donut."
The air starts to smell awkward. The smell causes some of them to actually look around for @gobbo
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!
2 points to Angel Food (@steemseph).
Nice job Angel Food!
You win some and lose some. Cheers!!!
Angel Food stares far, far, far into the distance and appears catatonic, but then he says, "Well said. Nice smile. You remind me of a green tea donut."
The air starts to smell awkward. The smell causes some of them to actually look around for @gobbo
Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.
The sneaky git hits for a 1.
uh oh
!picksomepockets
Oops...Obtained item 8: Shell! -1 to players hit!
uh oh, again... sorry i was a game tester for 10 years
!magicblast
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!
I probably deserved that for making this complicated. Sorry Angel Food, hey, at least the peasants did show up.