Chuck Norris VS Steemit

Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is invincible, right? His strength makes super heroes look like wimps, and makes Gods appear to be mere mortals. Everything he does strikes fear and awe in the hearts of everyone.  

Amazingly, he can accomplish tasks no other human on Earth could. He’s the only man who can sit in the corner of a round room, cut through a hot knife with butter or slam a revolving door. 

With all of these incredible talents, what would happen if Chuck Norris was on #steemit?

Well let’s find out:

• Steemit created Chuck Norris’ account without username and password because Chuck Norris doesn't need it to Log in.  

• @Ned & @Dan live in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ posts will be downvoted. That being said, everybody on Steemit upvote Chuck Norris’ posts. Or else.  

• Steem whales eat steem minnows for breakfast, Chuck Norris eats steem whales for breakfast.  @dantheman  @blocktrade  @ben  @berniesanders  @smooth  @val-a ... You better watch out.   

• Chuck Norris doesn’t read steemit blogs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.  

• Chuck Norris can check his steemit on a typewriter.    

Chuck Norris jokes are like cat videos – they’re a guilty pleasure few admit to, but many consume. If you fall into this category, don’t be embarrassed to leave a Chuck Norris-themed steemit joke below and upvote this post. . . because if you don’t, Chuck Norris WILL know.