My most sincere apologies dear gentleman, I should have indeed shared the explanation right away. SATIRE stands for Secure and Trustworthy Information Repelling Education, which is a network consistent of only the finest informational resources known to mankind meant to educate none but the most intellectual of nobleness. I myself like to call it my compendium of wisdom because it repels all the foolish nonsensical advice a commoner would give like "Hard work pays off" or "Give and you shall receive" and contains only pristine words of wisdom like "I'd rather scratch my own back than come in contact with you" or my personal favorite "Rome would have been built in one day if I was in charge back then". These exquisite examples should speak for themselves as to what kind of flawless perfection a gentleman can expect to acquire.