The Internet Is So Boring! I Am Doing Something To Fix It! A Must Read.
In my years of research on the internet and in my years of looking for solutions from it, it is becoming evident that the internet mostly recycles old information. Is there any really new news out there. Well, perhaps there is, but are they exactly new?
I found steemit and started to find new information and i still am but i still hold that the internet needs a bit of terry in it, thus i am deciding to infuse into me, a measure of me, in the form of a type of humor, my type of humor. i will be using this means to make the internet more interesting, give it more topics and touch humans by reminding them, that everything is indeed solvable!
Really, when you look at it, 'everything is indeed solvable'. Many times however, we skip the very first obvious and easy method or solution and never attempt it or try it. Instead, we go building infrastructures!
I started something called 'comedy solutions'. It involves making videos to answer the bizarrest question possible!
Below, is an excerpt of the scrap that will constitute this fun process. Like i say, there is 'sense in nonsense'. Please read below, i started to enlist topics, i will be adding to the internet and finding answers to. It is scrappy and unedited, as i write all these within tiny intervals at work (night job):
Internet is boring. Evc=ery =thiu==ng is actually solvable, inspiration. Things are all solvable but we always go for the more complicated solutions and always skip the easy methods and not because we don’t like the easy methods. My own kind of humor. How to know what is on a dog’s mind? Haha! Have you ever ever ever attempted simply asking it to see how that goes? Most time let’s try that simple method and tick it off the list for all is solvable!
How to pay for any course online without a dime ; pay attention
How to get money from any atm machine in the world. Step, locate the victim atm. Step get your p
How to teleport to any country of your choice
How to experience a jet lag without an airplane
How to go into a bubble
How to get the password of any email address
How to slap a police officer and have him congratulate you. How come not many people are trying this. It is quite the simplest to solve of all problems. I mean it is 21st century, people figure out how to go to the moon. Nothing is the formidable. Every mount is surmountable. Here are the steps: step 1, stack your palm step 2: stack your palm with 500 usd 3, spot you police slap receipt step 4, pound him heavy with a slap but make sure to forget the 500usd leaflet on his face. I tell you he will ask for more slaps. Just tell him you palm is tired and take his handshake instead!
How to give birth to triplets: step 1: get married and consciously desire triplets. You know, 1 labor pain and that’s it! step 2. If you are married, skip step 1, step 3, make love, step 4 love make step 5 combine step 3 and 4 and before you know it you will be love making. Now wait!
How to give birth to a baby with blue eyes.
How to pause time so as to stop aging?
You will need some props for this one but basically, you will need a compass! Now think of this! Isn’t it logical that the first easy way to stop aging is to pause time? Like I say, the world in general goes complicated. Why not easily and firstly find ways to pause time instead of studying the genes! Isnt it only logical to pause time so aging is delayed? So here are the drastically easy steps for pausing time!
Pick out your compass. If you live in a country with clock towers. You wont need a compass. Just sneaky you. Bottomline, if you can stop the second hand, the hour hand is automatically halthed. So with you compass, try to locate the second hand on the clock, once you have a glimpse of it trying to make it’s next hefty move, capture it and hold it, keep it captive, hold it, stop it from moving. Well you will need to stay there to hold forever, so that it never moves forever and when you have done that you will have been there forever. Now that is forever!
How to grow balls or regrow old balls. I don’t mean tangling balls. I don’t mean dangling balls. I mean balls! I mean growable, genderless balls!
How to open the most secure vault in the world. Well basically first, you will need to deal with your own insecurities
How to get any celebrity on earth to change their number (give mentions) I mean Marvin Pearson does touch down eyes down, ears off! So what freak out on this question. Get that celebrity’s phone number and post in using twitter
How to contact any celebrity in the world directly:
How to get an unlimited amount of bitcoin, anytime and everytime.
How to always win in a every forex trade
How to hit Mariah careys high squealy note.
How to hold your breathe in water for 20 mins.
How to survive if you fell in the middle of the ocean without a boat
How to avoid the temptation to commit adultery.
How to spy on any computer in the world
How to unravel every secret on the dark web: get your computer read, make sure your usb is empty then insert it into the usb port of pc. Visit the facebook page. Now close all the curtains and put off the light!
How to visit mars almost free!
How to get financially rich in 30 days without investment!
How to get any visa in the world:
How to get any girl in the world to say yes to marrying you:
How to get a Ferrari for free. Well, you will need to grow balls or regrow old balls for this one. Then it becomes outreagously easily. Basically, you have to exhaust that first direct easy method that we tend to skip. Check out your first Ferrari shop, go in and kindly ask them to give you a Ferrari. Don’t think they will just shove you out the door. They’ll possibly go at you with a why. There you go, a chance to convince a fellow human why he shud part with dem Ferrari keys. If your last name is Ferrari. The likelihood of walking home with a new Ferrari is a hundred percent. Trust me. Trust yourself!
How to make any judge rule in your favor
How to win any type of court case
How to get any version of apple ipad that is released
How to know what your dog is saying
How to read the mind of a cat
How to get forgiven every time
How to use any atm card in the world without a pin
How to catch a fish without an eye
How to own stakes in las vegas without investing a dime
How to be featured on cnn
How to send a direct message to mark Zuckerberg
How to embed your post on any website of your choice without permission
How to avoid copyright infringement of any form to your youtube videos
How to mass messages any youtube user in a particular genre
How to mass message all the likers of your facebook page
How to let selena Gomez mention your Instagram on her Instagram
How to become a human lie tester and get paid
How to halt rain
How to have many people donate to your fund raiser for no reason
How to move mountains?
How to make a fortune by selling poop. 0 investment! (the next time you see poop, don’t just walk past, look at it intently, ponder wonder what type of food did its owner eat to create it. There is sense in nonsense .bottomline, ponder wonder question think and you will make a fortune!)
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