This is the funniest thing I've read since I first started scratching my head at this place, wondering where the fuck all this quality content was. I actually finally found some and my feed is pretty good now. I LOL'd at "Just your typical $0.01 upvote-hunting Pakis with their colorless, oxygen-wasting words." I can't get through most comments without screaming into a pillow in my best Samuel L. Jackson voice: "English Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"