Friday 100 STEEM giveaway. Let's have a giggle..!! (Part 2 of 2 Friday Giveaway)
FRIDAY GIVEAWAY - PART 2
Go on, let's have a giggle..!!
50 STEEM giveaway for the first 5 funniest jokes.
Each gets 10 STEEM.
Paid only if it makes me laugh..!! haha haha
Stephen
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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
haha haha. 10 STEEM on its way. Stephen
Thanks.. Have a Great Weekend..
You are very welcome. Likewise, have a great weekend. Stephen
-Dad, is it difficult to make pancakes?
-Not at all: you take flour, eggs ...
-Do it, please, if it's not difficult.
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Why does everyone say to the MOON with STEEM?
(because STEEM eventually RISE'S, even underwater)
;)
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fck you, say daddy!
Baby: Fck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: Fck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a btch.
What's the difference between a toilet and a female?
You don't have to cuddle the toilet after dropping a load in it.
But I have to warn you first: This one is deadly!