Awesomely Awful Post Titles I Found While Pulling Steemit Data

I'm in the process of pulling data to create a website for Steemit data visualizations and analysis. This is not meant to clash with the amazing sites already out there, like steemstats by @jesta, but instead meant to provide a simpler, data-viz complement to the existing resources out there. While pulling post data, however, I've run across countless gems. Today I thought I'd share some of the post titles I've seen zoom across my terminal window.

Stay classy, Steemit. I'll have more updates on the website tomorrow.