The Passion of @noganoo - A Steemit Erotic Fanfiction

While I haven't decided what's going to be in the story yet, it might contain things upsetting for people that get upset by stuff.
This could include sexy stuff, violent stuff, or sexy violent stuff.
If your the sort of person that moans about that stuff, just don't read it - I am not forcing you too.
Thanks,
@skeptic
P.S.
Use the mute button.

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@noganoo kicked @berniesanders hard, shattering his apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor.
"You cousin-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my pulse pistol"
Dont you love me anymore? You used to love feeling my penis on those sweet summer nights in highschool"
@noganoo smashed his blade hard down on @berniesanders cutting his ear off. Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere.You could see dripping veins hanging down.
@berniesanders screamed in agony and then lunged at @noganoo.
@berniesanders ripped @noganoos head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Leaving a trail of red ozing blood and pieces of brain, @berniesanders reached down and tasted the remains. Placeing it on his lips and licking them. He clearly got a perversive sexual pleasure from this, a lump formed in his trousers and he swallowed.

@noganoo's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.

Suddenly, @noganoo woke up.
"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said @noganoo's girl friend. You havnt been well have you? When you inserted yourself into me last night you wernt upto your normal standard.
"You know, i think @berniesanders is back, i can feel it in my loins".
"Oh no, not again"

"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!"
With that, @noganoo marched off

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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, @fyrstikken met with @berniesanders in a nearby mansion
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, flagging, maybe a shit post or two.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed @TheJohalFiless monitor!"
"oh, @fyrstikken! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time @berniesanders blackmailed @gamer00. Or the time @fyrstikken fooled @neoxian into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then @fyrstikken had ever thought possible.
As @fyrstikken was telling another story, She thought She saw @berniesanders examining Her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
@fyrstikken felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.

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MG! We are almost there", @noganoo said after traveling for ages.
"GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!"
They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base.
"WE must find the Steempower.
"I forgot all about that", said @noganoo,
"HAHA, you remember now"
"yes"
"Good"
"yes"
"Good"
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finnished collecting some more steempower they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

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@fyrstikken at that moment felt something in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said She should log on to Steemit at sunset...and she should being her Steempower.

@fyrstikken kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.

Our heroes arrived at @berniesanders. He just stood there.
Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
"Mortals?" said @noganoo
"What does he mean?"
"Maha. Fools...behold..."
With that he ripped his mask off!
and his face!which dripped blood on the floor!
His horns sprung up, he was actually Satan all along!

"I love you" said @noganoo;
"What?" said Satan, supprised
"I love you" said @pompe72.
"I love too" said @neoxian.
"I love as well!" said @lifeworship.
"What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan
Satan :: exploded in a shower of hearts!
"Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love"

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"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" @fyrstikken chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, @fyrstikken, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," @fyrstikken whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while Her limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." @berniesanders stroked His hand up @fyrstikken's hip, and pulled Her shirt from her trousers. @fyrstikken's eyes fluttered shut when She felt @berniesanders's fingers touch the skin of Her lower back. But She forced them open again and stared into @berniesanders's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." @fyrstikken knew She should. This was @berniesanders. @berniesanders! Could She dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother @fyrstikken nearly as much.

"Stop me," @berniesanders said, and made it sound like a dare.

@fyrstikken was all set to give @berniesanders a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at @berniesanders.I mean sure, @fyrstikken had seen @berniesanders before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which @fyrstikken now had. Her eyes had been opened.

@berniesanders's girly chest.
His skinny neck.
His single eyebrow.
His....love for cock.

In point of fact, @fyrstikkens mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of Her might have been wet too.
It dripped on @berniesanders.
@berniesanders didn't seem to mind @fyrstikkens fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
@berniesanders opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. @fyrstikken whispering sweat nothings into @berniesanderss ear.
@berniesanders and @fyrstikkens bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!

After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again

As Satan exploded @noganoo sudden saw @berniesanders again in the middle of the explosion.
"@berniesanders!"
"Its me, @berniesanders. First Satan was inside me and then got out, but during then I was inside Satan. You exploded Satan so only the inside was left which was me."
"Do we need to fight now?"
"No, when I was inside Satan before you exploded him I still heard what you said. What you said about love and The Lord. And how we all have to be good to be saved by him. I want peace now. I have seen the light"
"Oh, thats good, Love has shown you the way"

And with that @berniesanders and @noganoo became friends. @berniesanders got baptised the following week and @noganoo helped out. After that they had some cakes and went home.

The End.

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