You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash it on your enemy with full force and watch as your foe gets annihilated with a 12 point hit!!! Youre a Wizard, Harry...wait no, you said you were Tom? Gasp
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a t0tal n00b - you lose a life
Angel Food stares far, far, far into the distance and appears catatonic, but then he says, "Well said. Nice smile. You remind me of a green tea donut."
The air starts to smell awkward. The smell causes some of them to actually look around for @gobbo
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!
Woooweee! It is going to take a miracle. Hold on a sec whilst I polish my helmet....
!manyarrows
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot

Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a t0tal n00b - you lose a life
2 points to Angel Food (@steemseph).
Nice job Angel Food!

You win some and lose some. Cheers!!!
Angel Food stares far, far, far into the distance and appears catatonic, but then he says, "Well said. Nice smile. You remind me of a green tea donut."
The air starts to smell awkward. The smell causes some of them to actually look around for @gobbo
Gobbo makes his best attack.

He laughs like a jerk.
The sneaky git hits for a 1.
uh oh
!picksomepockets
Oops...Obtained item 8: Shell! -1 to players hit!

!magicblast
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:

The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!