Wow! Nicely penned. Really admire the degree of humor you infused into this piece. And to our darling Steemchat, I am sure she would be back earlier than you think cos she would not want to inflict more pain as a result of missing her. While she is prepping her return, make sure the soothing embrace from your arms, would be a home Steemchat will never want to kiss goodbye again. Lol!