Blasted Rodent

Is that you comin' at me like a damn scammer?
Back the fuck up before I smack you with my ban hammer
You creepin' in durin' the middle of the night?
Tryna snack on my veggies and chew holes in my tights?

Blasted Rodent why don't you find someone else to bother?
Your rat bastard cronies told me you was the rodent godfather
Just a little somethin' for you likin' Rodentia's raps
Next time i'll push more peanut butter into the fake cheese on my traps.

SNAP! SNAP!