You know how the pen is mightier than the sword morphed into the penis is mightier than the sword? Well, the next step is the pen is mightier than the penis, and whatever it is that it takes, you got've it. Maybe it's being brave enough to be nutty, which keeps them healthy in these strange times.

[edit] It's 23 votes now, which is a clear indication of ... wait, there are more coming.