The Real Shitcoin King!

in #steemit7 years ago



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I mean seriously. Given that @ned flags @dan's EOS posts here on Steemit I imaging they aren't on that good of speaking terms. Imaging if you will their respective entourages crossing paths at the latest shitcoin conference.

Ned: What up. Steemit for life Bitches.

Dan: EOS Motherfucker

Ned: Oh yeah. More Transactions than any other coin. Now what.

Dan: EOS three times the value of Steem that's what.


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After the script kiddie slap fight gets broken up by the low budget rent a pigs the convention hired guess who happens by. Yep, it's @sweetsssj. She's on the arm of some Korean. Dan and Ned both plead with her to tell everyone which one of them is the real shitcoin king.

She smiles, bats her eyes at them both, and says, “Silly boys, there's only one guy that can spin shitcoins into gold and convince his minions he's the second coming. That's @haejin.”

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MOARRRRR !

I DEMAND A COMPLETE MINI SERIES LIKE A NOVELA !

This is seriously lacking in crypto.
A way to take the piss and roast the shit out of the crap that deserves to be discarded. I thought of doing it myself but then I end up getting high.

With cartoon imagery attached man this would hit. I swear. OK after I straighten up... will really think hard about it before I light up another one.

Hahaha awesome written and nice explanation , Thanks for sharing @randystiefer

Glad you liked it.

Apt use of humour to illustrate your point!

It's always nice when someone gets it.

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