OTTAVIO, My (mid-life crisis) wife's pig
As of all things wife wants, but doesn't really need.
How can you not fall in love with such a cute adorable thing.
It was so much fun watching him play on the grass.
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Time flies quickly, and Ottavio grew pretty fast.
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He got along with other's, and the house was his cove.
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And in the wintertime, they would all relax by the stove.
But being always hungry, my scooter he ate.
So I got pissed off and this is his fate.
Her mid-life crisis doesn't give me much hope.
So have some compassion and give Ottavio a vote.
I enjoyed reading it.
At least you put your pet in the fence, my dad put mine is a pot.
There's a lot of talk about putting him inn the oven. I got a big wood oven that I make pizzas in, he might fit in there.
Hi! This post has a Flesch-Kincaid grade level of 5.3 and reading ease of 81%. This puts the writing level on par with Jane Austen and JK Rowling.
I'm a bit ignorant on poetry, but I'll take that as a complement.
@pompe72 you responded to a new bot.
Yeah but that was my first day here, WTF did I know there bots going around.
Well williambanks, I would have liked to reply to you on that BOT BLOG. But but the thread ran out of space. So I'm replying to you here.
Go really deep.
Ask to youself: Am I a bot or am I not?
What I'm telling you is the answer is irrelevant to me.
The you I percieve here is not a person, neither am I. You are an identity, an account on a social media network. Whether there is a person, or an automaton behind that identity at any given point does not matter and is very likely to change frequently due to economic incentives. What matters is, "Do you contribute in a positive manner?"
We are running out of thread, so I'll continue the conversation here.
"Positive manner"? Who is to judge what is positive?
I had have made similar wisecracks (so to speek). For some I got a upvote, for some i got a downvote. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But my reputation is at -5 with 60 upvotes and 9 downvotes. Therefore i assume that the votes are not weighted evenly.
Have you read any of my posts/replies williambanks? Did find them creative or not?
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely
this is adorable...nice work...Let Ottavio back in man!
NO WAY! He's a 70kg steemroller. Munches on anything, digs, scrathces his ass everwhere and is very horny.
Although I must say he cleaner than the dog.
Nice post!