I thought it was funny when I wrote it a year ago. I modified it and posted it when I started @spaminator. It seems humor doesn't translate well though.

My favorite ones we quit using:

If it walks like a bot, squawks like a bot, it may be flagged for being a bot!

Self promotion could make your reputation a whale snack!

I'm really happy to see others commenting aswell. I'm even happier to see you are still here.