D.D.o.S - Who's attacking Steemit & making it go Slow.. I made an exhaustive list.. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR TOP SUSPECTS

D D O S

So who's been messing with the steemit network ? In who's interest is it for the blockchain to fail. I put my detective hat on and had a deep think about this in a Sherlock Holmes frame of mind. As the great literary (fictional) Holmes would tell you himself.. bad paraphrase coming up, once you've exhausted all possibilities (in relation to solving a crime) whatever is left, no matter how preposterous or unseeming.. is inevitably the truth, so my list of people wanting to f*ck with steemit has grown considerably the more I thought about it. In no particular order;

• The Russians

• Golos

• Putin Coin

• The Chinese

• The Americans

• Bitcoin

• North Korea

• Donald Trump

• The Aliens

• Mark Zuckerberg

• Reddit

• Youtube

• Google

• The Illuminati

• The Other Aliens

• The Scientologists

• Pennywise

• Daesh

• Mercenary Hackers

• The Russians (again)

• Belacam

• People from the Future

• Jerry Seinfeld

• Dr Dre

• Appics

• Dick Cheney

• Apple Inc

• Crap homemade witness box

• The Gremlins

• The Association of Elves, Pixies and Faeries

• Ned

• Osama Bin Laden

• Save the Whales

• The MoonCave dwellers

• The IMF &

• W.T.O (secret crypto backers)

• The Bank of England

• Wall Street ( paying customers)

• The Federal Reserve

• Goldmoney

• The Taliban

• George (not W) Bush

• Kim Kardashian

• The Muppets

• Peter Griffin

• Jude Law (maybe)

this article is for entertainment purposes only. the list just a joke, but it's guaranteed to include the perps