How to Live Completely off STEEM: Complete Guide

in #steemit • 8 years ago (edited)

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The complete guide to completely living off Steem!

Just follow these four simple steps:

  1. Become a famous person. This may require some planning, for instance you could commit a victimless crime involving Bitcoin and get locked up for some time in a US prison.

  2. Join Steemit, and write about your life. If you spent some time in prison you could write about that.

  3. Is money rolling into your account? If not return to point 1 and try again, else continue to point 4.

  4. Apply for the credit card Charlie Shrem suggested.

Voilà, that's all there is to it!

#steem #life #funny #money
8 years ago in #steemit by
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     8 years ago 

    Bro, You jelly much? No worries, I'm just a normal steemian minnow like you, probably even smaller O_o Have had no public controversy in my life to make me famous either.

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       8 years ago 

      Try harder ;-) I have a public conflict with a state.

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         8 years ago 

        lol, sounds like your half way there.

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