Day Five: Without Censorship, We Will Fail

The five easy steps. The things you must remember when following your dreams. The ten biggest mistakes you will make. How to be a successful writer. Oh and by the way, there's no censorship here. Are you sure about that? "You may say whatever you want, but this is how you must say it."

Your content must be original, it must include flashy pictures, it must be structured to look like all of the other original content. You must obey, or you WILL fail. So what if you've seen this same article about the nine easy steps to making all your mistakes a reality two hundred times since 1997. Ignore that, reset your mind, now you see how original and unique things are again. Rinse, repeat.

Do not use your own brains. First google. Find something that interests you, switch a few words around, and place your version of the easily attainable information here. People will be interested. Give them the answers before they ask the questions.

Your reputation is on the line. Be careful not to offend potential followers. Tell them what they want to hear. This is how you will earn an honest living. Do not step out of line. Again, obey or you will fail. Do not worry about the words in between the important words. People will not read your article, they will skim over it and move to the next one. Simply write blah blah blah with the odd message here and there. Nobody will notice.

One cannot achieve success unless they follow their herd. Do not expect people to change. This is how things are, so lets all do our part to keep things the same. Remember, a good writer is an obedient writer. ~end sarcasm

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