Welcome. What you are about to see below may cause spontaneous tumors. I warn you this, because I am about to challenge myself. And that challenge is to go to the new section of the "meme" tag. If you haven't dwelved into that section of Steemit yet, then I envy you. This is were all the cringey memes take shelter. Many are stolen, many are original (but still shit). Once in a while, there is a good meme (most likely by me), but each one is covered in a sea of cancer. Even Pirate-Nexus doesn't want to steal these memes.

What? It's not gay!

Whatever. How about you go fix your skull flag? It looks like it has a birth defect. Go steal a good fucking flag you dumbass meme-theif. Cause all you is steal memes do you faggot.

Anyways, you might be asking "well how do you win this challenge Meme-Nexus?". Here is an explanation:

I must look at the 10 newest meme posts. If the meme isn't horrible, nothing happens and I move on to the next. If the meme is shit, then I add one arm to the chromosome chart and I move on to the next:

If all 4 arms are formed on the chromosome, I lose the challenge and I get an extra chromosome in my system (as if I don't have enough already). If not, then I pass the challenge and my chromosone count does not increase above the already unhealthy amount I have (which is 51, you can check for it in my Bio/About section of my profile page). So lets start.

Meme 1

Okay that's not bad actually, and it made me smile a bit, so we are off to a good start. The only problem with this is that I seriously doubt whoever posted this was the one who took the photo, mainly because it's all over the web on multiple sites already.

NEXT MEME!

Meme 2

Once again, this is another decent meme, even better than the last one. BUT IT IS ANOTHER STOLEN ONE. I absolutely hate the absolute filth that steal comics like these. It's so blatenly obvious that they cropped out the author's watermark. I even found the creator's website that this comic came from: https://warandpeas.com

NEXT!

Meme 3

Ohhhh... ohhh noo. And so it begins. An over-used joke on a tasteless, cringey gif from some awful talk show. Yep. That's going to be an arm on the chromosome.

internally dies a little
Lets keep going

Meme 4

Oh god... already another shit meme? Not only was it stolen (the watermark was not the same as the user who posted it), and not only is it a PUN meme, but it's a fucking DEAD meme about Bill Cosby. Hello 2014.

That's gonna be another arm.

Autistic twitching
...next

Meme 5

... I mean... I love the meme template... but I don't get the joke. I mean it could be good, but I just don't get it. I'll give this a pass.

Meme 6

Oh my shit. A fucking cat meme? And the caption is "my funny cat". I can literally feel this arm growing on the chromosome. Someone kill me please.

internal screaming

Meme 7

... what? ... what... what am I looking at? Was this some kind of mistake? Am I really on the meme section?
... yep.

Just... what the fuck is this? It's just some kid in a dumbass pose failing to contain a smile. Does this really qaulify as a meme to whoever posted this? Just... stop.

Oh god... this is it isn't it? The fourth arm is about to be grown.

collapses onto the floor with blood dripping out of mouth while mumbling lines from "Hey Yeah" by Outkast

Welp. Looks like I have yet another chromosome. Now I am up to 52. It's such a shame, especially since we had such a good start. Oh well. Thank god I am here to spread the good shit though. See you fuckers later.