Announcing my exciting new competition; I'll be choosing one steemer to unfollow, each day for the rest of the year.
For your chance to be selected, just insult my eyeballs by posting 'resteem to enter' garbage, a huge, rambling block of unformatted text with no images, or maybe just a blurry photo of a tree.

It'll be hard to judge fairly, considering how fond I am of many of you; but If I miss a great post from a dedicated, creative individual because I clicked your insight-free, meandering diatribe instead; you're just the person I'm looking for.
This competition is only open to the 688 steemers I currently follow, but if you're not yet one of them and I catch you posting some great stuff, you'll get a chance in next year's contest.
I'm commiting to choosing at least one poster each day, sometimes two.
The aim is to find 188 winners, (and there are only 122 days left in the year), so there'll be plenty of opportunities to catch my attention, and your odds will only get better as the year draws to a close.
The more times a day you post, the better your chance of being noticed. Best of luck.

*Quick edit; I've removed a particularly obnoxious gif, over concerns re: seizures.







Great Idea! Creativity at its finest without a shadow of a doubt.
Your first ever post on steemit :)
Welcome aboard, mate.
Funny no autobots have dropped by to carpet bomb you with inane crap. (They often do that for first time posters).
Proud to be your first follower.
Is Spring Cleaning time. Good Luck.
I just hope you have a good broom :D because you are following 693 of them.
I know, right? There are so many quality authors on here; I'm adding two for every one I unfollow.
That's kind of what prompted me to start culling.
lol! very creative
Big lolz; hopefully I don't win :-)
Cryptogee
I never win anything :(
lmao, enjoyable post
hahah finally time to make it to the list ;p
Since you don't follow me I could around bragging I won this contest already!
Not sure what that would get me, but, hey, people would still see me as a winner!
Kinda like voting (in elections).
The only way to win is to not play :)
I gave up on elections a few years ago. Still fun to watch sometimes.
Congratulations. You're in next year's comp :)
Great intitiative :) Cleaning time you will feel very good after:)
Not sure if your following me so I'll save the upclose shot of my sphincter. Your loss 😊
Fun contest tho g
Shitpost bonanza! This will be an awesome contest/social experiment.