Dreaming about whales

Yesterday, i had a dream.

I have woke up in the boat, sailing through the ocean! Realizing that i dont know what am i doing here, was better than noticing that i dont even know where are we going!

I have decided to ask a captain, what is the purpose of our trip. For some reason I did not talk to him how I have got here.

And then suddenly, everything was bright and clear.

-- "Eeeyy O! Yer mind is leaky as a sponge little fish! We are looking for some big whales! "
-- "But I dont know how to catch them, all I can do is do fishing at the pond! "

Luckily, captain decided that he won't exploit me too much, but that will affect also my payment.
"Sure, why not" was my first thought, im new at this business , im still not trained in whaling.

We were heading to the hunting spot of Sven ( our captain ) so we had some time to rest before real deal.

It was amazing for me that the boat wasn't really big, and i always thought that whaling navy's are huge!
There was a harpoon on the each side of the board also, but they was looking pretty small.
It was seven men vessel- i was seventh - not a big surprise.

-- " Are you already scared little chicken? The storm is coming,! I wish you luck, you will need it haha! "
-- " B-but i have never been sailing on the boat on the ocean during storm! "
-- " Dont worry man, im sure you will learn quickly hahaha! "

But i was not thinking about the coming storm, because something else have distrupted my thoughts:

-- " WHAT ARE YOU DOING KID, THE WHOLE WHALE SHOAL IS COMING OVER HERE ! "

-- " Look Cap, we got @smooth and @smooth.witness nearby! Leave them alone, dont make a kid an orphan."

-- " We will, but you better won't to the same with @complexring and @tombstone unless you want YOUR kids to starve! "

But the whales were still coming, when we have tried to catch one- the other was helping to make our target free.

-- " More are coming, focus on the smaller whale, we won't survive getting a bigger one, i see @berniesanders is heading straight toward us! "

-- " Captain, the storm is getting stronger, and we got @tombstone and @itsascam on the scene! We need to go back, there are too many of them!"

The next thing i saw, was me: drowning in the cold waves, of the ruffled ocean...

-- "PREPARE FOR THE IMPACT, WE GOT @ned ON THE RIGHT BOARDSIDE ,MOVING TO OUR LOCATION!! "

And then we crashed, however wind and waves was that strong, that i have felt down unconscious...

But I woke up in my bed, sweating myself off.

Woosh, luckily it was only a dream! Look's like i won't catch any whale this day, but I hope that next time will yield me more luck!

THE END