Steemit's Black Friday Present
We all know Black Friday is coming (or maybe is already there for you).
But what is a Stupid Consumerism Overdose Day without money? Socialism!
To prevent that Socialism, Steemit Inc. has couragously outfitted all Steemit users with enough money not only for Black Friday, but also for Cyber Monday!
Just look at my accont's worth: $974,608,331,634.18
Unfortunately the Holy Steemit Inc. has forgotten that it takes weeks to downpower all that wealth and for what do you need that much money after Cyber Monday?
What a bummer. You were so close to being a Trillionaire ..... oh well. Beggars can’t be choosers,
I guess they didn't want to waste taxpayer money to subsidize undeserving people to get the basic means of living.
Steemit is dreaming !!!
.... OF THE MOON!!!!!!!!
XD
I call it "Block Friday" LOL, let's goo Steem.