A toast to @wang

klye (73)in #steemit • 8 years ago (edited)

No matter how you do, @wang shall welcome you

Here is a toast, to the bot/user @wang and his 1 million dollar appraised account.

Some men go their entire lives without making $1 million dollars, others are born into rich families and garnish silver spoons from the womb... But every once in awhile a truly magnificent anomaly is born, such is the case of @wang

What is wang?

Penis jokes aside, I'm sure when you posted a post in the #introduceyourself the first interaction on your post was with user @wang - But who is wang and what is he doing sticking himself into everyone's introduction posts Whomever or whatever entity is behind STEEM's infamous @wang bot must be laughing their way to the theoretical STEEM bank.

The account's current value sits over $1,000,000 and is currently powering down as we speak.

How did @wang get so rich?

By automatically replying to every #introduceyourself that was posted he was able to collect all sorts of upvotes by people who were unaware of his automaton status. Anyone paying attention would have soon realized that this account was dicking around and posting on all the new articles.. Sadly, this is the internet, And with your average internet user just slightly more intelligent than potatoes all sorts of upvotes, comments and replies were cast unto wang, hardening his account value to the raging obelisk of SteemPower you see today.

The Future of wang

No one knows for sure what the creator of wang will spend his millions on, or if wang was his only masterpiece on this platform. This user has once again proven that neckbeards can infact be sexy and worth over a million dollars if you're willing to get into some dark and wet places while welcoming strangers passing by. Will wang continue to power down his million worth of steem power? probably. He deserves it.

A rock hard salute to you @wang - You and your bot are part of history and soon to be legend on STEEM.

#nsfw #introduceyourself