Steemitblog Announcement with Lyrics

@joseph falls asleep:

Yeah
Uh-huh
So seductive

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)
Boy, one taste of what I got (uh-huh)
I'll have you spending all you got (come on)
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

You could have it your way, how do you want it?
You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, okay, let's go to the next level
Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle

I break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into

Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
I ain't finished teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby? No problem, get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider

I'm seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha-ha

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

Girl what we do, what we do
And where we do, and where we do
The things we do, things we do
Are just between me and you, yeah, oh yeah

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on the top, ride like you in a rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
'Cause I ain't never put it down like this

As soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who could get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch 'em in thongs?
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone

I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on, or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips in slow mo' on the floor when we grind

Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat, man it's on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy, one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy, one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

Bubble pops, Joseph wakes up:

https://thesteemitshop.com/

yo money @joseph come on man I ain't got all day;
what's going on $15.97, come on I been sitting here, yo

You keep the change: why it takes so long?

Yo @joseph wake up next time yo I've got stuff to do...

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Alright guys we're already here
so let's cheer up and wait for the
Next announcement! :

Stupid money
Rich until mi fool
Buy a big mansion for money
Wid an Olympic size pool

Stupid money
Rich until mi fool
Buy a big mansion for money
Wid an Olympic size pool

Chedda, chedda, genuine leader
From bully beef to lobster brushedder
Jet setter, shopping in Vina
Custom Lui V wid the shades and the sweater
To find the treasure a dub beeper
I got better focus true nothing better
Now am a master, money getter
Rich forever have new fans weh look like Cesher
Regard the Dancehall artist check the farbs list
JA is where ma heart is but am thinking like sardies
Mi sing more hard knox than karaties
Back when life was the hardest
Now everything worked out like pelartis
From a very tender age I know I was above the average
Inate knowledge, the kind you never learn in a college
From yo money too big, and stupid, and retarded
Sing along wid the kids them in the clubs them and the parties

Stupid money
Rich until mi fool
Buy a big mansion for money
Wid an Olympic size pool
Stupid money
Rich until mi fool
Buy a big mansion for money
Wid an Olympic size pool

Man a tell you bout stupid money
Dunce funds
Mi a talk Bill gates, Donald Trump funds
Nah talk bout lunch money, no lunch funds
Wi talking lumpsums, trust funds
Fi mi great, great, grandsons', sons
Stupid money, mi dollars no have no sense
Mi buy a Benz dealership
Caw mommy want a Benz
Stupid money mean mi buy a million dollar residence
And spend 40 million pon the fence
Man a tell you bout stupid money play date
Playmate a link up
Stupid money mean a real ice inna mi pimp cup
Real ice, real nice, so diamonds wi a drink up
Wine glass tint up, all mi golf cart rims up
Stupid money, my money a di maddest
Stupid money mean seh money running like Forress
Bare dead man in a mi pocket, the White House was them address
All mi pool house bigger than Buckingham Palace

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However this is my favorite news of the day (again):