Needed a good laugh

Please laugh with me guys; *A PLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH AND THERE WERE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES IN THE PLANE,MEANWHILE THERE WERE FIVE PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST PERSON WAS USAIN BOLT,HE SAID "I AM THE BEST SPRINTER IN THE WORLD, SO I CANT DIE NOW" SO HE TOOK 1 PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE SECOND WAS OPRAH WINFREY SHE SAID "I AM THE RICHEST FEMALE IN AMERICA AND I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE".SO SHE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND LEFT. THE THIRD WAS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND HE SAID "I AM THE SMARTEST PRESIDENT THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD,SO I CANT DIE NOW MY PEOPLE STILL NEED ME".HE TOOK ONE AND LEFT. THEN IT WAS LEFT WITH OBAMA AND A SMALL GIRL..........THEN OBAMA SAID TO THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE THE LAST ONE I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR YOU. THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED "NO NEED FOR THAT .THERE ARE TWO PARACHUTES LEFT. WITH SHOCK AND SURPRISE OBAMA ASKED HER."HOW COME?". THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED"DONALD TRUMP TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG THINKING IT WAS A PARACHUTE.............😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😓😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆HAHAHAHAHAHAHA