20 Sacred Bro code (only for real bros)

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

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  1. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro

  2. A bro never cries

3.A bro always has a condom in his wallet

  1. A bro never wears a pink underwear

  2. If a bro ask a fellow bro to keep a secret , he keeps it to his grave

  3. A bro never gets offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text

  4. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bros ex.

  5. A bro never gives another bro a silent treatment

  6. A bro never ask a bro to one with them to a bathroom

  7. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies

  8. A bro is not required to remembers another bros birthday

12.A bro of a bro is a bro to you

  1. Bros don't break up chicks fight until a sufficient amount of cloth is pulled off

  2. All conversation between bros are subject to bro to bro confidentiality

  3. A bro never makes eye contact with another bro while eatin a banana

  4. If you catch a bros partner cheating , you are expect to report to bro immediately regardless of an shit storm that may arise

  5. If you catch a bro cheating on his partner remembers is not your business

  6. A bro shall leave whatever's thing he's doing to go help a bro dump a chick

  7. When your bro needs a wingman,you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed , it is non negotiable

  8. Bros before hoes unless hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait

Stick to code to be a better bro

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