You KNOW You're Old When ...

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)


1. It hurts to stand up for too long

2. It hurts to sit down for too long

3. Getting out of bed requires some preperation

4. As much as you try and like your kids' favourite music, it just sounds like crap.

5. You look back on the music of your youth as 'real music'

6. Technology starts to baffle you

7. You look in the mirror one day and realise you're now accuratley described as a 'middle aged'

8. You get more nostaglic over time and convince yourself EVERYTHING used to be better in your day

9. You start to complain that youngsters today have no manners

10. You start writing lists of what it means to be old ....  :-)


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Roger Murtaugh(Lethal Weapon) would say I am too old for this shit. Oh crap this film is already soo old.

One of my all time fave films. I remember going to the cinema on its opening day sometime in 1987...good times.

You wake up at least twice in the middle of the night to pee.

Hahaha!

That very attractive, possibly too young for you, young lady -- refers to you as SIR!

And your favorite saying is: That's in my time :)

Haha. Omg its happening to me too. The sickening! (Followed and upvoted!)

lmao yep you are old because all of the above can be defined under one category: GRUMPY OLD MAN :-)

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