I comment, therefore I am.
Nice Post.
On a slightly more serious (and hopefully helpful note) ..perhaps a change can be introduced so that comments have to exceed a certain character length before they're accepted together with a cross check against dictionary words to ensure a better than 50% chance that the comment will have some kind of coherence?
Well putting a minimum on the number of words is dull tbh
What if I wanted to comment on somebody's post with only four words? Like fuck or love :)