Thank you so much! I am thrilled to accept this random number victory!

I owe it all to God, who gave me the wisdom to play the mighty CHARacter wIZARD, and who imperceptably tickled the 11th dimensional strings that control such random number generators that gave to me this smashing victory.

I must also thank my mother, a wonderful woman who, from a young age, would whip me mercilessly at all sorts of table top games like Candy Land and Chutes and Ladders and Battle Ship . Especially Battleship. She taught me that no matter how randomly generated the elements of a game seemed to be, wit and tenacity win out in the end.

And of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention my father, who taught me that a true explorer would take the time to bomb every wall in the NES version of the Legend of Zelda, and a smart explorer would mark the results down on a graph paper map.

It was these elements of Divine Favor, Perseverence and Thoroughness that have enabled my victory here, on this day, over a field full of fine candidates.

Love and Light.