An Ode to Freedom....

Hello @freedom. I hope you are reading this, because I like money, and that is something you have. You have a lot of it.

Money, and specifically Steem. Steem Power. You've got it, I want it.

I like freedom. That's why I like money. And that's why I want you to give me money. Lots of money.

You can delegate it to me. Or you can power it down to me. You can send me SBD in a memo. Or straight steem. It's all good. As long as you are transferring it to me, it's all good.

I don't really need it. I don't have a sob story, or anything like that. And I can't promise I would use any delegation to benefit you. I don't know exactly what I'll do; I like to think I'm a good person, so hopefully I would use it for good. But who knows, because freedom. Money is freedom, you're @freedom, and I want money.

Also, I would like to point out that money is pretty good. It's nice. I like it.

I want all the Steem you have. But I'm not greedy. I'll settle for just a lot. The truth is, I'll settle for none, because I have no bargaining power. All I have is the desire for steem money. Cold, hard steem money cash. In my account. As soon as possible.

If you give me a lot, I might quit my job. Or not. Freedom. That's what it's about, right @freedom? Yes. Freedom. Also Steem.

I don't know who you are. I don't even know if you are a human, or a group of humans, or a cyborg, or a shadowy government entity. But it doesn't matter who you are. I love you just the way you are. Because you have a lot of money and I want you to give some to me. Delegate it to me, if just for one day. Or even better, a long time. Possibly forever.

In closing, @freedom, I beseech you: give me Steem Power. I'll do something good with it. Maybe.

Freedom.

p.s. if you are not named @freedom you still are highly encouraged to give me lots of Steem monies. Give me your Steem. Thanks.