HOW TO - Why I protect whales, how I farm steem from them and how CAN YOU DO THE SAME

in #steemit8 years ago


Follow these easy steps and you are good to go:


  • position whales as early adopters, innovative guys who never cheat and protect them from any kind of critique.
  • write a “how to …” post, use the word whales in the title and be maximally ironic.
  • post the steemit logo in your post and use white+blue colors of clothes and background.
  • check your post every 5 minutes and pray that the whale bots see your post and give an upvote.
  • don't swore if you don't get 10 000 $ in 24 hours.

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I guess we will see if this works and you make bank :)

Yup... we'll see! Of course I want everyone seeing green!!!

I think the whales took it personally and now they downvote your post with the botnet they own

which whale flagged my post? @smooth? @kushed?

@mauricemikkers did.

Probably shouldn't spam posts in #general ... Lest you be flagged.

Fun post. I am never quite sure how the payout system works here. One of steems little mysteries.

yes , i can save whales but i prefer the jelly.

Also get your arse out for a click bait thumbnail to increase the views... forgot that bit?😂 What about a pic of your face without make up LOL.

how could she took the picture by herself from that distance and height?
maybe with telekinesis

haha that was funny :D

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