What horrid and cool times we live in right? Have you enjoyed the past few years of falling down the "rabbit hole" or "red pilling" or being WOKE AS FUCK? I know I sure as hell have! One major takeaway is that the best and worst of times can coexist and that can be really funky....amirite? This is the debut of my brand new Initiative/Cult that puts the FUN back into DYSFUNCTION.
My Keurig is being very noisy at the moment brewing my magical bean juice but I wanted to share an ultra exclusive method for Unfucking Yourself in just 10 easy steps.
Realize things are transient by nature and when you get that too much attachment is not a great thing you can cut loose the bullshit
Go get some money and/or power and see who your real friends and allies are. This part is freaking fabulous if you just love surprises and being further disappointed in some you think give a damn. Most Don't
Validation! Social Media blows chunks but if you use it for validation then you are on a bad path indeed. A dog or cat will give you better validation then the Psychological butt plugging of online life :)
Loyalty..... When someone shows you their true colors believe them. Loyalty is a good commodity to have as a human!
Do what you need to do to get you through the day.....no judgement unless it's hurting innocent people and stuff so go ahead and smoke whatever the hell you like and eat that damned cheeseburger
NO REGRETS, no time machines that I know of exist so is pointless to have them
Perfection is lame and boring and being full of flaws gives people swagger. I'm talking flaws that don't include writing awful manifestos or shooting squirrels out of boredom.
LAMBO BITCHES....... Facebook is great at making you feel like shit as are most platforms including this one at times so realize that most people struggle and worry about a lot of the same things and the blessed few who think money is everything can go on worrying if their trophy wife or husband will take all their loot!
Unfucking yourself also can unfuck others
See number 9 ^
COPYWRITTEN BY BOB< THE UNFUCK YOURSELF OR THE UNF * CK YOURSELF method is trademarked by Bill
If this post makes $3.50 or more I'll make a Discord Channel to become a Life Coach Guru on. Have a Nice Day!